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A Short Interview with Models For

Every now and again at Beat Magazine HQ something drops into our inbox that we just weren’t expecting. Something that makes us go “Hmm, that’s interesting”, something that makes us ponder for a moment whether we’ve come across something like it before, or something that causes a little smile  to creep across our collective (and immensely attractive) faces as our way of thinking shifts just a little.

A short note from Models For was one of those moments, a little hello from out of the blue that made us sit up, and resulted in this short interview.

..oh and our picture editor was very happy too ;-)

Hi, can you introduce yourself?

My name is Victoria and I’m the campaign manager for Models For - a small charity based in Bolton that helps children from all over the UK.

Our models travel around the UK raising money by attending events - from football matches to cage fights and music festivals - as well as doing photo shoots and features in magazines and for websites and radio, to raise awareness for our campaign and to get as many events booked in as possible!

We’ve worked at some massive events over the past year. We covered lots of the MMA events, the Amir Khan fight in Sheffield, the Price v Thompson fight in Liverpool, we supplied the girls for the Enfusion Live fight at the Indigo2 in London and we even had a few girls at the Sunrise 2 Sunset festival in Blackpool.

At the fighting events the girls offer there services as ring girls for the events and then during the interval and at the end of each event they then collect any donations for the charity.

How did you come to be involved in Modelsfor?

Models For was actually my concept. After attending a few charity balls with some of my model friends I really wanted to do something different that hadn’t been done, to raise money for the children’s charities that really needed help raising money!

I sat down for a few days going over all different ideas and then eventually came up with Models For Campaign.

I put out a casting to find some models to join the campaign and in February 2013 we had our first photo shoot. Since then more and more models have been involved with the campaign, but we still have a lot of the original models, which is really nice!

We see ourselves as a little family now!

Which charities are you raising money for and why?

We set out to raise money for different childrens charities and so far have managed to help around five, but at the minute we are solely raising money for the childrens charity Wipe Your Tears. It is such a wonderfull charity and the people involved are so nice that we really enjoy being able to help them in such a massive way!

This year we’ve pledged to raise £30,000 and are just about to reach the £5,000 mark.

How many models are involved now?

We currently have twenty models involved with the campaign, but we’re holding interviews right now and will hopefully take on another five new models to help cover the demand!

What sort of reaction have you had?

The reaction has been amazing, we’re blown away by how much support we’re getting and how much money we’ve raised! It’s been a dream come true for everyone involved.

The figures speak for themselves, since we started we’ve raised nearly £20,000. We’re attending events every weekend and event organisers are booking our girls time and time again!

The models are not just amazing models and gorgeous, but they’re all lovely girls and everyone is really happy with everything we do!

Ring Girls are usually seen but not heard, how have people responded to you’re having an agenda?

Most people have been really great and obviously we have managed to raise a lot of money! But as is the nature of the business we’ve had a few words with some rude people, but that’s to be expected in an environment fuelled by alcohol and testosterone!

Then again, all of the girls know how to handle themselves and the security staff at all the events make sure they keep a close eye on us, which is always lovely!

Do you think that the all-female nature of the charity makes it different?

I definitely think that the fact we are all females makes a difference, It certainly helps with the collections. Most of the events we attend are male dominated environments, which means they they are more easily approached by a woman. It also makes them more generous, I think.

It feels like there is a female empowerment message in your work. Do you feel that?

Definitely. I think we have taken something that some people view as a bit seedy and we have totally given it a re vamp! I’ve definitely felt a difference in the way people approach us at events from the start of the campaign to now!

People know what we are doing and that we are only there for the children and I believe it has given a new spin on the industry! We feel empowered to be able to do something so amazing, and to help so many brave children really gives you a buzz!

How do you see the charity growing in the future?

I just see us taking on more and more models and hopefully organising more and more events. We’re planning to arrange charity auctions and other types of events such as fashion shows in the future. If every year we can raise more than the last then that will make me a happy woman!

Favourite moment so far?

It would have to be at Christmas when we did a toy drive for all of the children we’d helped over the year! It was amazng to be able to drop off all the prezzies we’d donated and collected!

It’s has brought us really close together as a group of women. We are all extremely close, not just a random group of models, but really good friends! We support each other in ever aspect of our lives and it’s great to be a part of this and to have gained so many new friends!!

I cant wait to see what this year has to offer for the campaign!!!

You mentioned feeling closer as a group of women as a result of the campaign. Is the work otherwise lonely/isolated and what do you think has changed?

I think the modelling industry and ring girling can be quite bitchy and cold at times, which does make it sometimes isolating and lonely. Some of the girls in the industry are quite false, which I guess is why some of the girls in the campaign come and go whilst others have stuck with us.

It’s really nice that we have managed to find such a good bunch of girls. Everyone is really helpful, but also just very humble, and that’s very rare in this industry! When we find a new girl like that we grab on to her and help her as much as we can!

I was reading an interesting article in Sunday Times Style recently about positive messages for young girls. Modelling is often seen as presenting a superficial value system to young girls (I’m not saying this is necessarily correct), your campaign reveals that there is of course more under the surface, but doesn’t seek to change any existing stereotypes and assumptions. What are your thoughts on this?

I’m not sure that it’s the modelling itself that presents a superficial value system to young girls. Personally, I believe that it’s the air brushing and re-touching that warps and alters young girls values and sense of self.

A lot of young girls admire the stars and models who they see printed in the magazines, and compare themselves to the pictures that they see. But of course the truth of the situation is that the models and stars themselves never have and never will look like the images on the shelves. The end product is made up from what the editors perceive as beautiful, and this is what’s most harmful to young women.

Many people don’t actually understand what true modelling is and how demanding it is! You have to eat well and look after your body and your face as well as making sure you’re in great shape. The art of modelling itself - knowing your angles - how best to position your body - is something that takes time and experience to learn!

I know, and have always known, that there is a lot under the surface of every model and hopefully our campaign can bring this awareness to the general public and help young girls see that there is more to the industry than just having your picture taken. To be a great model you also have to be a great person!

You can follow Models For on Twitter at @models_for or email them at models_for@hotmail.co.uk

Posted on Wednesday, April 23rd 2014, by I Am Dan Eastmond

Tags models for glamour modelling women beauty charity wipe your tears children boxing ring girls photography

Things we like… kissing of course, and lots of it… but as well as that, this sultry and soulful snippet of electronica from unsigned (yes, we know!), sort-of-Russian siren Shura

Posted on Tuesday, March 4th 2014, by I Am Dan Eastmond

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The Price of Everything

By Warwick Cairns

Here’s a question: “What is a cynic?”

And the answer?

“A man who knows the price of everything…”

Are you with me here?

Is the quote beginning it sound familiar? Care to finish it off?

Yes, yes. Of course.

“A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

So, who wrote that?

Oscar Wilde is always a good one when it comes to quotes. It’s always him or the other one, I find: him or Winston Churchill. Winston Churchill as in

“Sir, you are drunk.” (Bessie Braddock)

“Madam, you are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober.”

Or Winston Churchill as in

“If you were my husband I would give you poison.” (Nancy Astor)

“If I were your husband I would take it.”

But in this instance if you guessed Wilde you’d have been right. It’s from his play Lady Windermere’s Fan. But for multigazillion bonus points, can you say what comes next? No? Well, here’s the next line.

"And a sentimentalist, my dear Darlington, is a man who sees an absurd value in everything, and doesn’t know the market price of any single thing.”

Value and price: that’s my theme for today. Value and price and the relationship between them. And also, for a sort of subsidiary theme, little-known second parts to well-known things. Which have to do, ultimately, with value and price, as we’ll see. Now, to value and price and the relationship between them.


Here’s another quote for you:

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

Yes, you know that one, too. Spoken by the hunchback King Richard III on the battlefield, fighting on foot after his own horse has been killed.

And you know, of course, that it’s not Oscar Wilde, this quote, and not Winston Churchill, and not even Noel Coward (“I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me” - how can we have forgotten him earlier?) but the other King of Quotes, William Shakespeare.

Now you know, and I know, that however horses were back then, they didn’t generally cost an entire kingdom. But with the hunchbacked king on foot in the middle of a fierce hand-to-hand battle, and conspicuous, and vulnerable, the value of a horse had just shot right through the roof, on account of it being the one thing that would save his life. Ditto the value of a breath of air to a drowning man, or a single minute of life to a man - let’s imagine Saddam Hussein, say - standing on a gallows trapdoor as he hears the click of the lever being pulled.

So, we know that there is a relationship between value and price. We know that what we value more, we are prepared to pay more for. And, conversely, when it comes to what we value little, well, you’ll find it hard to get people to part with tuppence for. And we know that values change, and prices change with them. Back in the 17th Century, you could have bought one of the 750 copies of the First Folio edition of Shakespeare’s plays, including the horse quote, for a pound. Allowing for inflation in the intervening centuries, that would be about £100 at today’s prices. Whereas try and buy one today and you’d be hard pushed to get one for less than £2 million.

So price is a reflection of value: things cost, by and large, what people are prepared to pay for them.

But there’s a lesser-known second half to all this - value, in turn, is often a reflection of price. Which is to say, people often think more highly of expensive things, for no other reason than how much they cost.

Now, I can imagine you sort of half-agreeing with this. Thinking of some people to whom this applies rather a lot, but feeling somehow more grounded and genuine yourself, and not swayed by such shallow materialism.

And there are people who do seem to be very conspicuously swayed by high prices. The sort of very wealthy people who have solid gold taps, for example, or Bentleys painted the colour of their favourite nail-varnish. There’s a joke I heard in Moscow about two oligarchs who meet in a bar. One admires the gorgeous silk tie worn by the other.

"Ivan!" he says, "Where did you get that tie? And how much did it cost you."

At which Ivan smiles knowingly.

"A little shop down the road from here," he says, "Very exclusive. Very expensive. They only let a select few into the shop. This cost me 20,000 roubles! Can you believe that, Oleg? Twenty thousand for a tie!"

Oleg looks at him pityingly.

"You fool," he says, "There’s another shop just around the corner. You could have picked up one of those there for 30,000."


Now, you may sneer and feel yourself superior to the superficial super-rich, but research shows that the same principles apply rather closer to home. Have you ever been to an expensive restaurant and noticed how good the food tastes? Or savoured the complexity of a glass of vintage wine? Well, if you have, there’s a reason you had such a wonderful experience. The price.

In 2001, at the University of Bordeaux, Frederic Brochet carried out a psychological experiment on oenology students studying there. Oenology is the study of wine. The department is just down the university corridor from the boules department and the Gallic shrugging department. Probably. But anyway, these wine students: he gave them two bottles of wine to evaluate. One was a bottle of cheap supermarket plonk. The other was some grand vintage or other from a fancy chateau. Or so they thought. Asked to describe the expensive wine, the students gave lengthy descriptions, using adjectives such as “complex and full-bodied.” Asked to describe the plonk, they talked about it as “weak and flat.” Except. Except that they were describing the exact same wine, with different labels on. Being expensive led the students to believe it must be better and more valuable.

And it’s more than just belief. There’s evidence that knowing wine is expensive actually makes it taste better.  In an experiment at California Tech Institute, bottles of wine ranging from $5 to $90 were compared. Again, it was the same stuff in all the bottles - but this time the tasters were connected to a brain scanner. While tasting the wine, an area in the ‘pleasure zone’ of the prefrontal cortex of the brain would light up every time they drank the wine. But when they thought the wine was expensive, it actually lit up more. Which meant, in essence, that they were actually enjoying the flavour more.

So price affects value as much as value affects price, though we might think otherwise.

All of which leads me to the little-known second part to my story today, which concerns a book I’m writing at the moment and, ultimately, matters of value and price.

A year or so back I wrote an adventure novel, set in the English Civil War. My agent touted it around the London publishers, and got back pretty much the same response, time after time: yes, yes - there’s some nice writing there, but it won’t sell. It’s the period. We’ve tried with some of our own authors, and no-one buys books about that period. It won’t sell to the US, either: they really won’t get it.

So the perceived value, and consequently the price they were prepared to pay for the manuscript, was around zero.

We did speak to one publisher who we thought was going to give us a different response. “Love it!” she said, “Great characters. Great writing.”

Which was good.

"But there’s just one little problem.”

The problem?

"The period. Could you set it in the Elizabethan era?”

My first response was “Well, this Civil War novel: the one with Cavaliers and Roundheads in it, and Oliver Cromwell and Prince Rupert of the Rhein. What part of it, exactly, do you want me to set in the Elizabethan era?”

My second response was “No. Bugger off.”

And my third response, a couple of months later, was “Hmmm. I wonder…”

Which is why I sit here now, some tens of thousands of words into The Master Thief, a new novel set in London in the last years of the reign of Elizabeth I. It’s why I sit piling up page after page of its particular mix of street crime, candle-making, journeys from rags to riches and back again and inept hopeless rebellion, and wondering how, and where, things will end up on the old value-price equation.

Posted on Monday, December 30th 2013, by I Am Dan Eastmond

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Our Little Hymnal - An Interview with Dr Andrew Pratt

By Christopher Morley

So we’re feeling all Christmassy in the office, the home fires are burning and we’ve listened to The Pogues and Kirsty McCall so often that our ears have threatened to leave us. Thank heavens then, that Christopher Morley managed to escape to chat to Dr Andrew Pratt, he of the Hymn Society of Great Britain & Ireland, about hymns, writing them and ‘soul-caking’.

What do you know of the history of hymns as we would know them today?

I guess that people have always been singing. There is some evidence to suggest that we sing before we talk – think of the sing-song language of a parent and child. A few years ago Steven Mithen suggested that Neanderthals sang – it goes back a long way. As for hymns they help you to remember – think nursery rhymes and folk songs, or singing along with whoever on your iPod; it’s the music, the rhyme and the rhythm that make it work. In the Bible that shows up best in the Psalms though our modern use of them doesn’t, for the most part, do justice to the Hebrew or the music.

Why do you think hymns & carols are such an important part of Christmas-time?


Come Christmas, well, nearly a hundred years ago someone described carols as ‘simple, hilarious, popular, and modern’. To his ears it was a bit nearer pop than church. The reason? They began as folk songs – songs of the people and they were not just for Christmas. We’re nearer to Morris Dancing and ‘soul-caking’, more in the pub than the chapel, mixing history, tradition and now.

And the carols we sing now in churches have, to some extent, been ‘domesticated’. They are less likely to shock or touch the earthy hilarity and fun of their predecessors. And they often present a Victorian picture-postcard view of Jesus’ birth than anything nearing reality – a squalid birth to an unmarried mother, uprooted by politics, heading into exile to avoid a local genocide which, according to the story, others suffered instead.

Can there be such a thing as a non-religious hymn?

It all depends on what you mean by non-religious. Many faiths have hymns that are religious but not Christian. My background is Christian so that’s where I speak from.

Hymns and carols which take Jesus’ humanity utterly seriously will likely ride light to angels and halos, shepherds and wise men in stables. They may not sound very Christian or churchy. But then ‘Always look on the bright side of life’ from Monty Python’s ‘Life of Brian’ was greeted by many as blasphemous whilst actually, in a ‘simple, hilarious, popular, and modern’ way, touching on the message of crazy hope in the midst of utter despair.

All religions would appear to have some form of musical element to worship – have you experienced any other/similar cultural traditions in different faiths?

Plenty, but I have no real familiarity with any – you’d have to ask someone else for that. But for the moment let’s list Hindu and Sikh, Jewish, neo-pagan, and, perhaps surprisingly, Islam if we are to take some of the later songs of Yusuf Islam (aka Cat Stevens) into account.

Do you have a particular favourite hymn/ spiritual song?

Many. The ultimate favourite is by someone called Frederick Faber. He was a Church of England vicar in the 1800s. He became a Roman Catholic. He wrote ‘There’s a wideness in God’s mercy’. Faber couldn’t conceive of a God condemning anyone and had, I think, little time for people who condemned one another. A later verse has the line ‘We magnify his strictness with a zeal he will not own’. It wasn’t that he disregarded good and bad, moral and immoral. He just knew that people turn themselves into ‘gods’ condemning those that don’t keep human laws, who don’t toe the line as they see it.

To Faber God was more discerning, understanding, compassionate – accepting all people as they are, where they are – and I’d want to say – and I think he would – black or white, straight or gay, male or female, of whatever name or creed. What we do, perhaps counts more than what we believe, but what we believe can sometimes make us do horrendous things in the name of belief.


Faber was far sighted. He believed that God offered, ‘grace enough for thousands of new worlds as great as this’. Very 21st century!

When did you begin to write hymns?

In 1979 when I went to study theology and to train for Methodist ministry. I was a teacher and a scientist. At one point I had intended to become an academic marine biologist. My direction changed, but learning about theology and the church presented me with challenges that didn’t altogether make sense. Tutors used language and jargon that I didn’t understand. I’d already written some awful ‘verse’ – certainly not poetry – and I began to find that translating theology and thoughts into ‘hymns’ (also pretty awful!) helped me to grapple with things and better understand them.

It’s gone on like that! I’m still struggling over a thousand hymns later.

Talk us through your approach to writing a hymn.

I have to have an idea or a line. Sometimes someone will say something casually, in conversation or a meeting. I’ll pick up on the natural rhythm of what’s said, a twist in the language, and it will set me going. I sometimes write while sitting in boring (don’t tell my boss!) meetings or in response to something on the TV. I wrote a response to 9/11 in the form of a hymn and had it picked up in the US inside 24 hours of the event. A year later, along with nine others, it was published in the ‘Philadelphia Inquirer’ in commemoration.

At other times writing is more a matter of craft. I was asked to write hymns for readings used Sunday by Sunday in churches. That meant writing between 2 and 5 hymns a week for three years; it’s amounted to around 150 hymns a year. For this I start with the Bible and try to get to the meanings and feelings beneath the words. So for a carol we ‘See the eyes of Mary shine’ and notice ‘Joseph’s roughened hands’. I like to use down-to-earth contemporary language that can make sense when read as well as being ‘just a good sing’. I like to make people think. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it can turn out to be a banal cliché.

What’s it like to have your work performed & appraised by others?

I mentioned the 9/11 hymn. I never thought that would last beyond two or three weeks. It is humbling and moving when someone else picks up on your work and uses it. I am not a musician, I just do the words, so when someone like the American classical composer Carson Cooman asked to write some words for him to set to music it was a big affirmation.

In another sense you become detached from the words. They have a life of their own. Taken by surprise, I sometimes wonder where they’ve come from.

Did you feel a genuine calling to write hymns?

I began writing by accident but it developed into a calling when I found other people said that what I was writing was helpful to them. I want to write words which try to make sense of the world, the cosmos, as I understand things as scientist and a human being. I put these alongside my faith. The writing sometimes puts seemingly contradictory world views side by side, sometimes something has to give and we move on, discarding worn out belief, gathering new scientific or religious understanding. Sydney Carter, who wrote ‘Lord of the dance’, once said his creed was ‘nothing fixed or final’. That’s about it I suppose, a continuing exciting adventure in trying to make sense of ‘life, the universe and everything’, as someone once said!

Finally, tell us about your work with the Hymn Society

The Hymn Society tries to promote the use and study of hymns. It works in Great Britain and Ireland, but has sister societies in other parts of the world. Hymn writing and study is very much an international affair. I have links in Australia, the USA and Finland amongst other places.

I edit the Bulletin, which is the Society’s quarterly magazine. This comes out four times a year and has a very mixed readership from those who are mainline academics, through writers and composers, to those who just like singing hymns and are interested. I get the excitement of seeing new bits of research first. I work with two other editors so things are not just published on my say so. The Society includes people of many different denominations and a very wide range of religious outlook, so there is always the need to provide a mix of material for the range of members and readers. That and mixing with, sharing with, folk in this country and around the world in a passion that has taken over my life (ask my wife!) is great!

Posted on Monday, December 23rd 2013, by I Am Dan Eastmond

Tags hymns singing christmas faber the hymn society dr andrew pratt

A Mile In Your Moccasins

By Warwick Cairns

There’s an old Red Indian saying.

I know, I know.

But the ‘American’ part of ‘Native American’ – well, that takes you back to Amerigo Vespucci, doesn’t it? Amerigo Vespucci was the Italian explorer who, along with his chum Christopher Columbus, could be said to have kicked the whole thing off, that whole ‘Europeans conquer the New World’ thing.

Where do you start with this correct terminology thing, and where do you stop?

But as I was saying: there’s an old Red Indian saying.

Or is there?

I mean, there is a saying that I’m thinking of, but whether it’s really old, and whether it really originated where it’s meant to have done, well, that’s a whole other question.

It’s a bit like the ‘Old African Saying’ you hear quoted every now and then.

You know the one: “It takes a village to raise a child.”

Big place, Africa.

No-one seems to be able to be any more precise about it than that.

Anyway, the saying I have in mind on this particular occasion is this:

“Never criticise a man until you have walked a mile in his moccasins.”

You can sort of tell it’s meant to be from the Wild West, can’t you?

It has the word ‘moccasins’ in it, see? If it had been from somewhere else -  Ancient Rome, say - it would have had something like ‘gladiator sandals’ in it. It probably would have had miles in it too, being as how the mile is a Roman measure. But I’d have imagined that the Red Indians would have come up with some other measure of distance. Something buffalo-related, perhaps.

I think, sometimes, people like having that sort of provenance to their proverbs. Sort of noble and wise, yet unsullied by the sophistry of progress and still in touch with the earth and the fundamental truths of life.

You can imagine the venerable old chief, sitting there in his fringed buckskins and his feathered war-bonnet, sucking slowly at his pipe as he considers his next words, the medicine-man at his shoulder, doing things with a bag of bones, while all the tribe sit cross-legged before him, waiting rapt.

And then he speaks.

“Never criticise a man,” he says.

And you cannot help but listen.

You cannot help but listen, even as the young braves come cup-handed, bringing smouldering leaves to the pile of wood heaped beneath the timber frame from which you hang suspended by your ankles. Even as the young women gather up their pointed sticks.

You cannot help but listen, even though you don’t even speak their bloody language.

But how wise, you think, nevertheless: how very, very wise.

I suppose where this is all leading to, this walking a mile in another man’s moccasins, is the importance of empathy. The ability to understand – and share – the feelings of another.

I would say that it’s one of the things that makes us human, except that it isn’t, really.


You can have empathy and not be human.

And you can be human and not have empathy.

Dogs, for example.

One of the few species, they are, who ‘catch’ yawning from seeing people yawn.

And it’s not just a matter of seeing a mouth opening and copying - if the researchers at the University of Tokyo are to be believed. What they found – what they published in their report this past couple of months – is that dogs, humankind’s oldest animal companion, catch yawns from people in a way that shows empathy between the species. Which is to say, they respond more to real yawns than to fake ones, and they respond more to their owner’s yawns than to the yawns of a stranger.

Meanwhile, researchers at the University of Porto in Portugal have found that dogs’ stress hormone levels rise and fall in direct relation to their owners’.

Empathy, you see.

Non-humans with empathy.

And meanwhile. Meanwhile, back in the human world, you have psychopaths. Now, it used to be thought that psychopaths had no empathy at all, being as how they’re such unfeeling, self-centred bastards and all. They were thought to have no empathy whatever kind of psychopath they might be - whether the mad axe-wielding serial-killer variety or else the more common manipulative, self-serving sociopath kind that many people rightly or wrongly believe their bosses to be.

Rightly, most probably.

According to studies, there are, proportionately, four times more psychopaths in the boardrooms and management suites of big businesses than there are in society as a whole. Psychopaths know how to get ahead in business, you see.

But here’s the thing – it used to be thought that psychopaths had no empathy at all. Now, however, it turns out that they do – but just as an optional extra.

Again, just this past couple of months, at around the time the dog-yawning study went to press, researchers at the University of Groningen, in the Netherlands, were publishing their report on psychopaths and how they feel. And it’s not quite how we thought they felt.


According to Christian Keysers, the author of the Dutch report, “The predominant notion had been that they are callous individuals, unable to feel emotions themselves and therefore unable to feel emotions in others. Our work shows it’s not that simple. They don’t lack empathy but they have a switch to turn it on and off. By default, it seems to be off.”

That must be nice for them, the psychopaths.

I mean, if you have no insight into how others feel, then you’d wonder why you’d go to all the trouble of doing something really bonkers – I don’t know, building an underground torture-chamber in your basement and kidnapping people off of the street to do unspeakable things to. Because if you did that, and if you had no sense of the effects of it on your victims, no appreciation of it – well, you’d be bound to question whether it was worth all the effort of doing it. Maybe you’d take up a less demanding hobby instead.

Whereas it turns out that they can feel what others feel, after all.

But only when they want to.

There is a link, I think, between empathy and cruelty.

There was an interview I read a while back with what you might call a ‘champion’ torturer from Cambodia, or somewhere like that. I don’t know if there was an actual championship, or any sort of award for it, but he was one of the best, if there is such a thing – if not the very best. He was much in demand for his skills, and frequently called upon to do the honours whenever a local paramilitary thug needed to be particularly beastly to someone.

What he said was this: he said that he hadn’t always been good at it. He’d actually started out being quite a rubbish torturer. It wasn’t that he didn’t hurt people enough – quite the reverse, in fact. He beat some people senseless, and beat others to death. Blood everywhere. But he was crude, you see. He had no style, no panache. He was a long way from being the respected figure in the torturing community that he later came to be. But then, he said, gradually and with practice, he began to get a feel for his trade. He learned to vary the pace and severity. He learned to watch the signs and cues given out by his victims, rather than bludgeoning blindly ahead. He learned when to offer small mercies like a glass of cold water to drink; and when, suddenly, to snatch those small mercies away – the water flung in the face, the glass smashed and… well, we’ll draw a veil over that.

But what he did was more than just a technical thing. It was an emotional one. He learnt to establish a bond of empathy with his victims, and this made his skill as a torturer all the more terrible. Because of this bond he was able to see inside them and sense exactly what they were feeling; and because of this he was able to devise ever more cruel and subtle refinements.

Writers do the same. In tragedy and in comedy, from Macbeth to Alan Partridge, they allow you insight into a character’s inner world – and at the same time they heap misfortune and embarrassment upon him – deserved or otherwise. And you feel for him, while at the same time relishing the feeling.

The bond of empathy is a knife that cuts two ways.

Which sounds rather like it ought to be some kind of old Red Indian saying.

Posted on Sunday, September 1st 2013, by I Am Dan Eastmond

Tags Warwick Cairns empathy literature yawning psychopaths

A Short Eenterview with Marc Houle

So, a few weeks ago a preview track drops into our inbox on a (probably) rainy and certainly not summerfide morning. We probably flagged it. We probably had some tea and biscuits to celebrate the end of the “flagging of the emails” part of the day. We might’ve left it flagged for a month or two and then quietly unflagged, a little guilty that we never got round to it. But we didn’t, we played it.

Then we went "MOTHERF****ER!" and heads began bobbing up and down around the office (not in that way, filthy) and big smiles were shared round and shameless robot dances were done with bandy legs and tip-toe trainers and macs quacked up to thirteen. For this was no ordinary email stow away, this was Marc Houle and Miss Kittin’s “Where Is Kittin” and it is a big fat bastard!!


So, of course not only do we have to tell you that - now you know - and tell you you should probably buy it to make your life better, but we also had to have a chat with Marc Houle and ask questions and stuff to put on our magaweb. And they go a little something like this..

Hi Marc, how’s your day?

It’s a sunny beautiful day in Berlin….I’m of course in the studio working.  I did take an early morning walk along the canal to see some swans and ducks though.

Doing anything exciting?

nothing specifically… I went to a BBQ in the park yesterday and always making tracks.

The “Where Is Kitten” EP came out at the end of May. How’s the response been?

I’m not too sure really - I don’t usually check the charts or read reviews. But when I play it, they people love it.

In the office, we love the bass line and claps! It reminds us of Donkey Kong and early Daft Punk. How about you?

There’s always some elements of old video games in my tracks - either consciously or not.  They’re some of the sounds that make me happiest because of some sort of passive/active reinforcement behavior i suppose. As for Daft Punk, never really got into them.

How did the collaboration with Miss Kittin come about?

She dropped by my place, heard some stuff I was working on, and went to work making it better. It was a really fun and had a nice flow to it.  She really knows her way around a studio so it was quite easy for me to sit back and relax.

John Foxx remix. Nice.

He’s a legend who still is making great dark minimal stuff.  I was quite fortunate to have worked with him this way.  So much of his style and early Ultravox! stuff found its way into our type of music.

Who’s in your top 3 music heros list?

I have like 60 dependent on the genres…John Foxx, Moderne, Black Sabbath, Kraftwerk, Prince, Aphex Twin, Beatles, King Tubby, The Spoons, The Cure…. Anything without too much midrange I really go for.

You’re label boss at Items & Things. How are things?

Going good - we just grabbed a new office so I’m really thinking i need to go buy some plants for the stark white office.  We’re working hard on the release schedule at the moment to maintain our level of what i think are great releases. And of course we’re always going through demos and looking for some new, fresh talent.

Can you give us a brief history of the label?

When we were on Minus, we wanted a vehicle to put out some weird, new music that we ran across during our adventures - stuff that didnt really fit the Minus sound but needed to be heard so we started the label just for that.   After leaving Minus, we used the label as our main platform.

What’s up next for you and Items & Things?

We’ve just released the Seph record and coming up is a great bunch of tracks from our old friend Tomas More.  After that I’m gonna try and sneak in another EP of some cool tracks if i can get them polished in time.


You’ve gained a reputation as being all about live performance. I remember the Jeep Girls used to write all their tunes in front of a crowd to get the vibe right. Is that how it is for you?

I’ve made so many tracks all over the sound map that I can sorta play what I think the crowd wants or needs by exploring different directions on stage.  I sometimes start housey and slow but will build it up to some harder techno based stuff or dark melodic depending on how they people react.  It does depend on the crowd and you really do need to be flexible I think.

You’re wiki’d as being inspired by early video game sounds and soundtracks. Where do you stand on Chiptune?

Though I did grow up on that stuff and it is a part of my wiring now, I’m not a purist like some of the people out there.  I’m just as happy with a sid chip emulator than running it through the real thing.  I’ve dabbled with trackers here but I’m too in love with a warm analogue Juno-60 to make exclusive 8-bit stuff. I do have a bunch of playlists from famous commodore 64 pioneers and I have made some stuff in the past but ya - it’s a world I only want to visit.

Who are you listening to at the moment?

Mathew Jonson just stopped by yesterday and left me his new CD so I’ve been listening to that along with the new Miss Kittin album and all the old synth pop stuff I always listen to.  For that stuff you can listen to my 2 synth pop mixes to see what I mean.



Tell us a secret?

I like hacking apart Pillsburys bread rolls to make mini garlic sesame burger buns.

Grolsch or Brooklyn Beer?

Beer sucks :P

The "Where Is Kittin" album is on iTunes here. Go buy it, then we all get to eat.

Posted on Saturday, July 13th 2013, by I Am Dan Eastmond

Tags music marc houle house miss kittin chiptune 8bit items and things john foxx electronic live minus

A Short Interview About Pompey

By Chris Morley

Ahead of the Play Up Pompey Music Festival (July 12-27), I caught up with Kill Kasper man, Pompey fan and all-round good egg ’ Kolonel’ Jamie Kasper, to talk music (and of course football)

What gave you the inspiration to stage the festival?

Myself and a local musical legend called John Hicks chatted on Facebook about chipping in for one of the £1000 shares the Pompey Supporter’s Trust were offering, then we thought, why not put a fundraiser gig on instead? We told a few more mates about the plan and invited the main movers, shakers, promoters, venue managers/owners, journalists and socialites from the city’s local scene to a meeting to see what we could do. After a few beers too many our single fundraiserhad turned into a 16 Day festival!

With the aim being to bring the football club back into the community, would you say the local music scene ( bands, artists, venues) is similarly community-owned?

The overall scene in Pompey is huge and magical, made up of many smaller scenes with well over 100 active bands at any one time and some of them are flippin’ brilliant. I don’t know about community-owned, but a lot of love has been shown for Pompey in it’s time of need and it’s great to see any egos put aside for something we all believe in. We’ve even got bigger bands like We Are Scientists backing the cause, the support has been fantastic!

Given the roster of acts you’ve managed to put together for the events, it must be heartening to see such support. Who would you encourage punters to check out?

I wrote out a list, there were 20+ bands and I still felt mean for not including mates, I just can’t do it!! So what I am going to do is tell you the shows that have the potential to raise the most money for Pompey, which is why we’re all here! On July 19th we have a Ska Night at Fratton Park headlined by The (brilliant) Racketeers and a Mod Night at the Cellars headed up by The Targets. Our big finale is a weekend at The Wedgewood Rooms; on the Friday 26th July, Dirty Little Rockstars are showing off some of our local talent in a 2 room gig to be headlined by Kassassin Street along with 7 other bands including my own and the It’s a Sin DJs until the small hours of the morning. On the Saturday we have Days of Speed (Paul Weller Tribute), Heartbreaker as Led Zeppelin and The Tiddley Kinks as The Kinks with the legendary Funk’difino and The Monkey Love Stunt Team finishing off the night in glorious style. Our other big potential earner for the club is the Comedy night on July 14th, again at The Wedge. Have a Google of the Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue, they are are hilarious! Tickets for these shows are available from links on our website, www.playuppompey.org or you can phone Fratton Park for Ska Night tickets.

Are there any spaces left for local bands/artists to play shows in aid of Play Up Pompey Music?

Yes and no. We’re up to our eyeballs trying to organise the 16 days and 20+ venues we have already, but venues have been slow getting back to us and there are still a few slots available. We have a feeling a few more will come out of the woodwork too and as long as they want to help raise money for Pompey, we’re not going to turn people away!

You’ve been asked to organise a stage for the Fans Day at Fratton Park on July 20. Are you looking forward to the challenge?

We’re 100% behind Fans Day and the organisers The 12th Man. Thankfully tho, Steve Pitt from The Cellars organises the bands for that! We love Steve, not only does he know his bands, he’s also helping to take some of the load off us!

Have you set any major fund-raising targets for the festival?

We don’t want to put a figure on it and we’ll be grateful regardless of the sum. Our original plan was to raise one share for the local music community, so whilst we’re naturally hoping to raise more, anything above and beyond that is going to be progress! If a venue/promoter raises the £1000 for a share on their own, they can keep it, everyone who takes part but doesn’t make the £1000 mark will receive a certificate from PUPM and their funds will be pooled to buy shares on behalf of the local music community.

Do you see yourself as the ’ Guy Whittingham’ of the festival, galvanising your team to go out and play the best gigs they can for themselves and the club?

Haha! No, Guy’s an absolute hero, I met him the other day and got a little star struck! He’s such a friendly person tho, he’s even offered to introduce some bands for us and is going to take the squad to the pub that raises the most money! I see myself more as a someone who just loves Pompey, learnt to sing on the terraces and couldn’t stand watching his beloved club be treated the way it was. Thankfully I wasn’t alone and some fantastic people have been helping me out. You know who you are!

How will the money raised help Pompey?

It’s not really about the money. It’s more about galvanising support for a community owned football club and giving people who couldn’t afford a share on their own a chance to chip in for shares whilst enjoying themselves. Us local musicians have much bigger mouths than we do pockets, so we figured throwing one hell of a 16 Day party was a great way to do our bit.

As a fan of the club, what have you made of their recent struggles?

Pompey has been a roller coaster my entire life and if you’d have asked me in the 90’s if I’d have swapped an FA Cup for dropping down the leagues, I can’t lie, I’d probably have bitten your hand off! Now we have a new adventure but this time it’s *our* adventure, because we own the club!

The League Two fixtures for the coming campaign were released this week, with Pompey starting at home to Oxford. A winnable game, you’d think- how do you see the Blues getting on this season?

Guy knows there’s only one league Pompey doesn’t have a trophy for and whilst our budget is mid-table, our aspirations are high and with the best fans in the world cheering you on, anything is possible!

You can show your support by visiting www.playuppompey.org/, and why not enter for the Pompey fan’s dream prize on Facebook ?

Posted on Sunday, June 23rd 2013, by I Am Dan Eastmond

Box Frequency FM - Alex Martin and Danny LC Pickering open up.

Box Frequency press shot

Living in a box may not be everyones taste, but Alex Martin and Danny “LC” Pickering are happy to take up the space. Together they form the backbone to Box Frequency FM, a newly formed internet radio station catering for deep house, techno, electronica, funk and all things soulful. Since its inception in 2012, Box Frequency FM has opened the lid to a host of radio jocks from the UK and beyond building an impressive mix of talent both established and new. There are regular shows from Scorp!o AKA Steve Alex, a long time stalwart on the London club scene, Desyn Masiello, a world renowned global DJ  from the electronic music collective Faciendo and Los Grandes who are based in Madrid, Spain.

Alex and Danny are no strangers to the electronic music scene choosing to immerse themselves in clubbing from a young age. They became DJs, started playing at parties and hosted numerous radio shows in the process. Alex spent his formative years living in Brighton where he was a regular visitor to the infamous Brighton Zap Club and Positive Sound System parties during the early 90s. He has also produced and released his own music, most notably alongside Neville Watson as Midnight Steppers. Danny spent many years cutting his teeth as a DJ and producer acquiring a variety of music tastes along the way including house, funk and soul. He has also produced music with fellow cohort Alex Martin as well as a string of remixes and re-edits; as expected both host their own regular shows on the station.

Can you tell us about the concept behind Box Frequency FM?

Well, it’s all about good music really; relatively simple. We have hosted several radio shows before, some positive and some slightly more challenging! At that point we felt that we could go off on our own and cater for a vibe that isn’t really being catered for in a big way. We are huge fans of the deeper end of the electronic music spectrum be it house, funk, soul; call it the slightly more esoteric side of dance music. The station isn’t genre specific though, the DJ’s can play a two hour Trojan set if they like. We want to create a platform for other like-minded DJs that can channel their art and share it with as many people as possible.

Tell us more about the people and shows on the station.

We have a guy called Johnny Eyeball who plays mainly soul music. He has a roster of DJs himself who all do guest slots for the station on a weekly basis. Then we have Steve Alex AKA Scorp!o who has been around for a long time and is one of the original Kiss FM jocks. He was also involved in Garage City and is now a big name on the London after hour’s scene. Next up we have Dynamicon from Spain - who runs the label Los Grandes - doing a regular show. We host our own shows Frequencies and LC Sessions (Liquid Country) There are a whole host of other talented DJs who all bring something unique to the table or box in our case!

Now that the station is fully operational, what else do you have planned for it?

We are now offering streaming through iPads, iPhones, Android and other similar devices. This is a big step for us, as before all people could do when they wanted to listen to the station was sit in front of their computer which was impractical. We have just hired a young, knowledgeable web developer who has proved to be quite successful. The future for us is where we’ve garnered a significant regular listening base to the point where we’ll be able to steam through iTunes, and it’s getting there. We just want to grow, get our presence up and be a successful independent station. We‘re not trying be a huge commercial entity or anything like that. We’re not charging the DJs or trying to sell things to people. It’s a lovely, uninterrupted radio station that gives people an unlimited listening experience. We want each show to have its own unique personality too. Some people have been sending us mixes only without any presenting as such; we’re not looking for just a two hour mix. We want to get to know the person behind the show and are encouraging people to present their shows and not be afraid to let their own personality shine through.

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Tell us more about your own backgrounds in dance music

Danny: I started off DJing at the after party scene in Salisbury and got into music that way. I was actually into the hardcore gabba techno scene and a bit of drum and bass of the time. I’ve mellowed out over the years and discovered house music and Detroit flavours. I’ve been at it for the past ten to fifteen years. Production wise I’ve just started up a new outfit called 54th Street Hustler, with which I now have a record deal. Radio wise, I started out playing at a station based in Portsmouth that specialised mainly in trance music, I was the only one playing deep house at the time and have continued with that trend ever since.

Alex: I was into music from a very young age. I grew up playing the piano, guitar and drums. I was in a band during my younger days. I discovered the rave scene when I went to Brighton and did my degree. I frequented the Zap Club which was like a mecca for me for two years and became a part of the after party scene there. I always wanted to make music so I bought a Yamaha QY70 and started making records with it. At a party I met a guy called Neville Watson who was a DJ on the acid house/house scene and we produced a few records together on The Mighty Atoms record label; in a nut shell I caught the bug for studio life. About three years ago I started to up my DJ game again. Danny introduced me to radio and I was hooked back in.  I think in a club you’re restricted to what you can play as the objective is to keep people dancing. With radio you can loosen up and play what you want to a degree – I’m a musical purist I guess.

Where else can we see Box Frequency? Are there any parties planned or events?

We have got an event in the pipeline and are looking at venues around London at the moment; negotiations are going on as we speak. Sometime over the summer they’ll be a Box Frequency party. It will be small and intimate to start with and expect to see all the Box Frequency DJs in attendance. We need to build our profile up so hopefully these club nights will be a regular occurrence. It will also be a great opportunity for all the DJ’s to get to know each other and bring their friends along. We will have people coming from Scotland, Spain, Liverpool and London so it will be quite something!

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Many people now upload their podcasts and mixes to Soundcloud or Mixcloud. Do you feel that the influence of radio still works in this day and age?

We feel there is a definite need for radio despite the advent of modern technology. Many people still want that human element and interaction rather than simply going to a website and clicking a play button; you don’t have that interaction with the person playing the tunes. This is one of the reasons why we encourage interaction during our shows. We can get immediate feedback from the listeners to see how the show is going and hopefully that they’re enjoying the music we’re playing. We also feel that live radio makes the listener feel a part of something, that they might hear their name mentioned over the airwaves or they can meet like-minded people in the chat room. There can be too much talking on the radio of course which could have adverse effects by discouraging the listener, not to mention ruining a great record. There is a fine line to tread in regard to presenting and as DJs we have to except that we have limited stage time; the music must be allowed to talk too!

Can you both tell us about a funny thing that happened to you whilst on the radio or playing at a party?

Alex: I was playing at a friend’s party once and it was getting completely out of hand, a bit crazy. I was invited to play in the back room and by that time was the only person fit to man the decks. I remember seeing this Trojan records double pack twelve inch on the floor with four tunes on. I then proceed to play a two hour set using just these records. At the end of my “set” loads of people came up to me and said it was the best dub set they’d ever heard!

Danny: I couldn’t possibly comment…well actually I can remember when I was eighteen years old playing at an afterhours party until midday. The police raided the party and they swarmed all around me; I never did finish my set!

Alex: Can I just add that we’re a really friendly station that encourages a wide variety of music with some amazing talents that are really passionate about music they play; it comes from the heart.

Many thanks to Alex Martin and Danny LC Pickering for the interview.




Interview by Pete Rann



Posted on Wednesday, May 15th 2013, by Pete Rann Words

Tags box frequency radio house dance music electronic techno beat magazine submission

Write Away the Night: Mother's Day


in elementary school,

every may,

we’d break out the glitter and crayons

and make cards for our mothers.

thing was, they were pre-made,

so we would just have to color them in.

and every may,

i took my crayons

and marked out “mom”

and put “grandma.”

and when you found out,

you were furious.

it took you a while, though,

you never being around and all.

and every may,

the kids would make fun of me

and tell me you didn’t want me.

grandma tried to say you did—

really, you loved me, you did,

you were just having a hard time getting on your feet.

which would be understandable, i suppose,

if you ever managed to do it.


and now i’m here, in high school,

and we don’t make cards in school,

and i don’t mark out mom

because i haven’t seen you in years

and i console my little sister,

who you messed up too.

and i try to keep it together

when the kids in her class make fun of her

and say her mother doesn’t want her.

and i’m not going to lie for you,

because i’m not grandma.

i’m your daughter.

and i deserve better than this.

Posted on Sunday, May 12th 2013, by I Am Dan Eastmond

Tags poetry mothers daughters literature

Reblogged from write away the night